Sure, pirates may look like they have a great time, what with the plundering and
the pillaging and whatnot. But one unfortunate truth is that many pirates are,
for some inexplicable reason, one-handed, meaning that one important element is
missing from their lives: they can't play video games. For ages, the hooked ones
sat idly by as their peers went on about bosses and cheat codes and hidden levels.
But then one company came along with a revolutionary device that allowed the player
to control the game with just one hand! Finally, pirates of all shapes and sizes
were allowed to get in on the party. So grateful were the one-handed swashbucklers
that they even hoisted a new flag so that travellers far and wide would know who
was getting their game on.
